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mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

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kuronata:

scouts-n-balls:

pyraisbored:

” Why are you obsessed with video games? They don’t have any deep plot, meaning, or interesting characters. Books do.”

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“Why are you so obsessed with video games? They won’t get you any jobs and take you no where in life. They are not going to help you in life.”

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“Why are you so obsessed with video games? Don’t you know they create serial killers?”
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ATTENTION

savanaugh:

coffees-for-c-losers:

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

Naw

YAH